She attracts men not only for her cash liquid purses but also for the undulating dashboard and swirling behind which can tempt Pope Francis
By Pascal Owade
Spy queen Jane Mugo has been in the news over that laughable BBC documentary on her secret world as a private eye. But her love life is even more interesting besides that time she admitted herself into a private hospital ‘in critical condition’ when police were hunting to arrest her “on sight” over some bungled investigations touching on billions of shilling and sensitive toes.
The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) wanted her for various criminal offences among them; robbery with violence, impersonation and threatening to kill. But she obtained court orders lifting her arrest in 2019.
Known for her love of publicity, the former Catholic nun also loves men-at least being married to one. But her parents long lost count of the number of dudes she has taken to their home in rural Kirinyaga for ‘meet the parents’ sessions.
The most curious of the men she has dated was one misguided bloke, Morris Okalla, a former bodyguard to Mike Sonko
While known for being “garrulous, bossy, boisterous and bitchy, Jane can also be a love-starved, needy woman who attract men not only for her cash liquid purses but also the undulating dashboard, thunder thighs, curvy waistline and a swirling behind which can tempt Pope Francis,” quipped a friend who visits her home in Thika, Kiambu County.
The most curious of the men she has dated was one misguided bloke, Morris Okalla, a former bodyguard to Mike Sonko before he became a Governor. Okalla forgot Jane was a private eye. He began chewing married women in earnest oblivious that the phone Jane had gifted him was fitted with a tracking devise which was how Jane busted him pants down in the house where he was cavorting, breaking a certain commandment with the wife of a Nairobi County official in 2013!
“It is so disgusting because I told him about my fears of being cheated on. He swore that he would never do that to me” said Jane who also accused Okalla of using her car to entertain his mpango wa kandos.
Jane had first busted him cheating on her with one of his baby mama’s in Kasarani and “I only forgave him because there was a child involved and he was also being blackmailed. However, I could not take it when I caught him the second time,” said Jane who involved the married woman’s husband and forced her to confess about the affair.
Fast forward to February 2019, when Jane, true to her publicity seeking ways, let the world know that she was ready to settle down. See, flamboyant Molo politician Flash Mwatha had surprised her with a proposal, seeking her hand in marriage during their Valentine’s Day holiday at the Sarova Whitesands in Mombasa.
“I had planned to surprise him, but he beat me to it. He blindfolded and cuffed me to the location… I love him,” cooed Jane who can be laughing one minute, and the next you’re standing next to a waterfall of tears.
The men, most of them her junior, are sometimes cops guarding and living with her but who get too cozy
The engagement did not last many moons after Mwatha dumped her “because he accused me of disrespecting him.” But that she only whispered to a few friends who have also lost count of her whirlwind love life resulting in two children.
“The men, most of them her junior, are sometimes cops guarding and living with her but who get too cozy in the many house bashes Jane is known for throwing and one thing leads to the other,” a close pal who has known her since she founded her private investigations firm told Undercover.