His assassins were to be armed with automatic Uzi submachine guns fitted with silencers By Undercover Reporter The intelligent but hard drinking dude, who owned less than 10 suits in his life, was to be murdered in cold blood at State House Nakuru on August 22, 1978-the night of the long knives. His assassins were […]
This milking jelly emerged 5th among ‘100 Most Loved Brands 2022’ ahead of even mitumba clothes By Shifa Mwihaki Feature writer/Essayist Arimi’s is a milking jelly meant for tits. Cow’s tits. Why do Kenyan women, mostly lactating mothers, now stock it? Yet Arimi’s is for dairy farmers. They apply it on the udder of their […]
Cantankerous farmer and politician was once Kenya’s best darts player before marital bile with wives and sons ruined his party By Undercover Reporter He paid Sh3 school fees with firewood, still dropped in class five, but became a billionaire-money coined playing darts-a popular sport in 1960s Kenya. The late Jackson Kibor who stole headlines with […]
Gamaliel Isaac Mogoi left Egerton University in Fourth Year for Gachororo Primary, passed and joined Alliance High…Gamaliel was not even his name! By Special Correspondent No one knew the Form One student at Alliance High School had dropped out of university in Fourth Year, started afresh from class seven enroute to Kenya’s most prestigious school, […]
Banks refused to open an account arguing ‘you are going to die anyway’ By Undercover Reporter He had been given three months to live, but by sheer will power, lived over 30 years more. His son was given weeks to live, but is now a scholar. Dr Joe Muriuki, the first Kenyan to publicly […]
Women who look for men with money are the most miserable, irredeemably lost-Benjamin Zulu By Shifa Mwihaki Feature writer/Essayist Lilian Ng’ang’a, the former Machakos First Lady, dumped her loaded dude of nine years and six months later, she was holding a private wedding two weeks to Valentine’s Day. How now? Machakos Governor Dr Alfred Mutua […]
Kirubi’s brothers and sisters each got half a billion shillings but his mpango in Dubai got nothing! By Shifa Mwihaki Feature writer/Essayist The contents of the late business magnate Chris Kirubi’s Sh20 billion Will, can now be revealed: His ex-wife and mother of his two children got nothing. The two were only married long enough […]
I have known no peace in 37 years, I often fled from my wife at the devil hours By Shifa Mwihaki Feature writer/Essayist Former National Assembly Speaker Francis Ole Kaparo often left his matrimonial bed in the dead of night to flee from his wife, Mary Kaparo, who constantly got “wild while drunk.” He […]
Use dry eucalyptus logs, don’t cremate me with diesel in a furnace when I die By Undercover Reporter After his cremation, the bones of Charles Njonjo were placed in cold water then mixed with milk. They were then crushed in a grinder into ash, put in an urn. The former powerful Attorney General, a billionaire […]
God is the biggest fake news of all time. I am a humanist. I believe in evolution By Undercover Reporter ‘I did not come out of my mother’s vagina to please anybody’ was what Dr Richard Leakey, said of how he lived his life-which ended recently after years battling kidney, liver failure, skin cancer. Dr […]