Wardrobes and kitchens are made by the company which makes the interiors for Mercedes By Camy Akinyi-Gecaga Contributing Editor Kenyans, mostly those living East of Uhuru highway, couldn’t help talking about the Runda home of city tycoons Peter and Isabella Kubai after daughter, Joan Kubai, excited her online fans with a video tour of their […]
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Sportpesa comeback: Where Mega Jackpot winners live as jiranis
There is a misconception I am moneyed. The Truth is I don’t have the money. I know it’s hard to believe By Idris ‘Shoes’ Lule Contributing writer/Sports Gordon Ogada, holed up in Nairobi’s Kibra slums where flying toilets are the order of the night. That was before he hit the Mother Lode, winning Sh230 million […]
Wagwan, Your Honour: Meet Kenya’s first Rastafarian lawyer!
Kenyans think Rastas are about dreadlocks, reggae music and ghetto life; but it’s a natural progression towards self realization By Mbatia wa Njambi Visiting Thinker Rastafarians will now have one of their own at the High Court and ‘Ras Mathenge’ will have his plate spilling with pending issues for ‘I and I’. One is, Rastas […]
Blood is thicker than engine oil: SportPesa, Uhuru cousin & the ‘economics of affection’
When the firm made Sh9 billion of pure, unadulterated profit, Peter Kihanya’s one percent translates to Sh90 million By Idris ‘Shoes’ Lule Contributing writer/Sports Uhuru Kenyatta, the businessman first with Presidency as side hustle, recently gave a sober nod for the return of betting firms. How convenient. Betting again on betting companies came after Uhuru’s […]
Lodging blues: Barmaid’s hot boobs milked Cold War…kesi with in-laws!
I have now been subjected to ‘Bubu game’ as Nimo communicates through handwritten notes It has been hard explaining to Nimo, the nagger, how the barmaid’s boobs ended up with one tit in my mouth at the lodging. Locking ourselves for after curfew drinks was the idea of Skonye, the counter girl at Teke Teke […]
Lockdown reunion: Curfew took us to lodging, slept with barmaids
Come morning, I saw my wife, Nimo, peering from the lodging door. Skonye’s boobs had spilled to my mouth The ‘bubu game’ at home from the resident nagger saw my legs transporting me to Teke Teke Wines & Spirits, local yetu. After three months of curfews and lockdowns, it was time to reunite with […]
Baba Drycleaners: Where traffickers, gun runners and looters do laundry
Cons, corrupt brokers, international crooks among financier’s of his presidential elections By Pascal MJ Owade Contributing Editor/Crime A child trafficker, gun runners, mercenaries, looters, thieves, con artists, corrupt brokers and ‘pastor-preneurs’ were some of the cash cows bank rolling the presidential ambitions of Raila Odinga. The former Opposition leader-now with his two Bondo feet firmly […]