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Why pastors, witch doctors chew women’s money like Big G

But auctioneers rarely find women to auction, would you believe it?

Kamuti: Women, according to waganga, form the bulk of their customers, especially when prayers don’t seem to bring immediate results.

By Mbatia wa Njambi

Visiting Thinker


Women rarely solve their own problems. They mostly transfer them to others: an ex-file, current lover, sponsor, sibling, the folks, saved uncle, best friend, college mate, colleague at work, the boss.  And women have many problems: rough childhood, low self-esteem, panic attacks, kusota. But most are solved with money, especially OPM: Other People’s Money.

Chewing a woman’s money is like stealing Jomo Kenyatta’s body from the Mausoleum. Just ask married men. But there are three types of men who easily chew their money like Goody Goody: Pastors, witchdoctors, the Toy Boy. It doesn’t matter whether a woman holds a PhD or can’t differentiate Pluto from Plato.  

Women also have no heartburn splashing money on the gynecologist and other specialists like marriage counselors, just that for such, they use OPM!

Catherine Njeri from Nairobi was conned Sh9 million by Amos Chipeta, a self-proclaimed witch doctor from Tanzania

Apart from the Toy Boy, for whom a woman can walk to South Pole in wet gumboots for obvious reasons, why do women easily burn their money on pastors and waganga…who also easily con them?

In fact, unlike men, it’s not easy finding women to auction according to city auctioneer Mark Kamiri as “women are more calculative and averse to taking risks. They also seek help and are never shy about seeking help or advice regarding their financial decisions…”

But even when up their earrings in debt, a woman won’t wait for the auctioneer’s hammer. She will spread the risk. The suckers are mostly the several men with hots for her who will pay different amounts, separately.

Women, who are the majority in church, transfer their problems to God through Friday Kesha

Lover boy: Apostle James Ng’ang’a claimed a woman member of his church offered him Sh3 million for his hand in marriage. Women look for ‘sources of comfort’ among them pastors.

Even after separating, leaving her with the kids is no big deal. She won’t shoulder the bills. She will go to FIDA and return with Demand Letters from the Children’s Department attaching 40 percent of your income to child support. She will confuse some dude who will marry her. That ensures she doesn’t pay rent and the new man will support the kids as well. And she will be included in the Will if the dude, mostly an elderly loaded loner, dies.

the above ensures she doesn’t spend a coin of her loot. But when it comes to pastors and witch doctors, most women simply lose their matuta heads.

In 2012, Catherine Njeri from Nairobi was conned Sh9 million by Amos Chipeta, a self-proclaimed witch doctor from Tanzania. He had promised to multiply the cash to Sh50 million in three months.  And Sh150 million in six months. But Chipeta, found guilty of fraud, was jailed for three years in 2014.   

Women, experts inform us on good authority, are awed by men who can solve their problems. Or rather, people to whom they can transfer their problems. This explains why women (and their children) are the majority in churches-where they speak in tongues, shaming the devil while transferring their problems to God through Friday Kesha. While their men are dusting ankles to Mugithi or Ohangla music.

Pastors, especially of prosperity gospel, are self-proclaimed ‘faith-healers’ making them more attractive to women

Black magic: Unlike men, a women can move from a church service in the morning and call the number above for an afternoon appointment. Experts say they pin their hopes on higher powers, that’s either in religion or a dark power in witchcraft.

But it’s God’s representative on earth, the pastor who they can see, touch and talk to that they seek to solve myriad issues: an alcoholic hubby, joblessness, infidelity, impotence, domestic abuse, dysfunctional family. That most pastors, especially of prosperity gospel are self-proclaimed ‘faith-healers’ and prophets, people who see visions, only makes them more attractive to women with problems that needs a seer: mysterious illness, bereavement in-laws in sorcery, lost relative.

Pastor James Ng’ang’a of Neno Evangelism confessed this year how one sheep in his church offered him Sh3 million “to marry her.”

The wealthy lawyer’s siblings had not seen her in seven years after ‘giving up’ some of her properties to the church

The Shrink: Psychologist Faith Atsango once explained that, if something bad happens, women blame missing church, not praying often or not giving enough offertory and tithe.

In March last year, the family of wealthy city lawyer Jane Muthoni accused Prophet David Owuor’s church of controlling her multimillion shilling properties in Westlands and Riverside Drive. Her siblings had not seen her in seven years after she, apparently gave up some of the properties as a ‘thank you’ after her son was healed of dyslexia.

With a mganga, women get immediate feedback to bring chicken feathers and solve the problem

Remote control: Suleiman Murisho from Tanzania was jailed for three years after conning a Kenyan woman with promises of withdrawing money from dead depositors.

City psychologist Faith Atsango of Malek Counselling argues that women go for ‘sources of comfort’ and pastors came in handy as ‘protectors’ through prayers.  If something bad happens, women blame missing church, not praying often or not giving enough offertory and tithe.

Fr Peter Kiarie of Miguta Parish, Ruiru, reckons that sometimes God takes time answering urgent earthly requests and so “they move from Mass to a mganga’s hut where they are promised quick fixes via delivery of chicken feathers. With a mganga, there is immediate feedback.”

Anastasia Mutheka lost Sh3 million as payment to siphon Sh40 million from bank accounts of dead people

Booty call: The only other man who can chew a woman’s quid like githeri is her Toy Boy, for obvious reasons.

This is where they lose their money. Like Anastasia Mutheka. In 2013, she lost Sh3 million to Suleiman Murisho after convincing her he had powers to siphon money from bank accounts of dead people! The Sh3 million was even less than the Sh40 million she had been promised after three months!

The late Ken Ouko was an expert in the sociology of the family. He once explained that, unlike men who drown their problems in alcohol, women actively seek help in someone “or something to believe and pin their hopes on. That’s either a higher power in religion, or a dark power in witchcraft. That is why most victims of con preachers or witch doctors are usually women.”

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