I have known no peace in 37 years, I often fled from my wife at the devil hours By Shifa Mwihaki Feature writer/Essayist Former National Assembly Speaker Francis Ole Kaparo often left his matrimonial bed in the dead of night to flee from his wife, Mary Kaparo, who constantly got “wild while drunk.” He […]
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One Lucky bastard: The untold story of Charles Njonjo
Use dry eucalyptus logs, don’t cremate me with diesel in a furnace when I die By Undercover Reporter After his cremation, the bones of Charles Njonjo were placed in cold water then mixed with milk. They were then crushed in a grinder into ash, put in an urn. The former powerful Attorney General, a billionaire […]
Dr Richard Leakey: Why ‘master of deceit’ was buried on a hill
God is the biggest fake news of all time. I am a humanist. I believe in evolution By Undercover Reporter ‘I did not come out of my mother’s vagina to please anybody’ was what Dr Richard Leakey, said of how he lived his life-which ended recently after years battling kidney, liver failure, skin cancer. Dr […]
Alan Donovan: American on the outside, Turkana on the inside
Without a wife, mpango or children, the country’s most avid art collector was survived by the African Heritage House in Mlolongo By Undercover Reporter Were he not born in a wheat plantation in Colorado, USA, Alan Donovan would have been a Turkana boy-if he had leeway in selecting ancestors. And after over 50 years in […]
10 Myths of infidelity: Men cheat more than women…and sexless affairs are not cheating!
Happy couples can be adulterous and cheating without being caught, is still cheating By Shifa Mwihaki Feature writer/Essayist Infidelity, that cheating on a partner, comes in five different forms: opportunistic, obligatory, romantic, conflict romantic and commemorative. If you have cheated or are entertaining thoughts of straying, then your scenarios will fall in either of the […]
Felesta Njoroge: Sh100 million gift was for getting pregnant- billionaire lover
She now joins Adam Macharia as the other under 25 year old with over Sh100 million By Shifa Mwihaki Feature writer/Essayist Belgian bitcoin billionaire Marc De Mesel who loves “cars and young thin exotic ladies” was shopping for a woman to impregnate in exchange for Sh100 million. The father of three from previous relationships wanted […]
House of Lungula: Forget Blue Pills dude…just use kukumanga!
This fruit is a tasty way of increasing sex drive, mood, improving sperm quality By Ayoki Onyango Special Correspondent You must have heard about Kukumanga and its capacity to increase bedroom horsepower. This fruit known as pomegranate in English, according to experts, is better than using Blue Pills which have made some men meet St […]
Evans Monari: When I need your opinion, I will give it to you!
How one turns out in life depends on place and year of birth By Undercover Reporter For his 50th birthday, he gifted himself a 50 year old Austin Martin which he often drove at 50 km/h. The birthday was a Back-to-School themed party in which he appeared in full primary school uniform, socks pulled up! […]
Pandora Papers: Leave Uhuru alone, Ngina Kenyatta just gave birth!
The Kenyattas seem to open multiple offshore accounts around election time By GW Ngari Editor-at-Large President Uhuru Kenyatta’s only daughter, Ngina, just gave birth the other day, making him a guka for the third time. Ngina delivered baby Nyambura at the Aga Khan University Hospital in Nairobi, forcing her mother, First Lady Margaret Kenyatta to […]
City Mortuary: Had no competition… until Charles Njonjo feared lying next to pimps, pagans and prostitutes!
The late former Attorney General Charles Njonjo introduced funeral homes in Kenya but chose cremation when St Peter finally makes his roll call By Mbatia wa Njambi Visiting Thinker The City Mortuary in Nairobi had no competition. For the better part of 65 years, it was the only one in the grave business of handling […]