The late chain smoking Embakasi MP Muhuri Muchiri had palatial homes, but preferred sleeping in backyard bar rooms By Undercover Reporter He preferred sleeping in lodgings, didn’t care much about dressing, but had no qualms exchanging Land Cruisers thrice a year. When he was happy, the belly laugh came from deep down his Luhya diaphragm, […]
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Kyale Mwendwa… and other Freemasons in Kenyatta government!
Gor Mahia chair Ambrose Rachier, Nairobi Hospital’s Dr Joseph Aluoch and former Vice President Moody Awori among loaded Masons By Undercover Reporter He was a Freemason, one of many in government including Cabinet Ministers, High Court judges, nabobs at the Central Bank of Kenya, eminent doctors, lawyers, pilots, architects and engineers. Kyale Mwendwa, scion of […]
Original James Bond, Sean Connery: From Thika, Kenya to Hollywood stardom!
He checked into a newly opened Kenyan hotel which had no life. Guests were hired and entire bill passed to Sean Connery! By Undercover Reporter @UndercoverKe He never knew he would leave Thika, Kenya to the stardom of Hollywood playing James Bond, the suave and cold-hearted Commander 007. Sean Connery, the original James Bond, was […]
Duncan Wachira: When criminals gifted slay queens AK-47 rifles for Valentine!
Police Commissioner almost went mad hunting down Wacucu, Wanugu and Rasta- Kenya’s baddest crooks By Undercover Reporter He was the Police Commissioner when some criminals gave chicks AK-47 assault rifles as Valentine’s Day gifts. Flowers and chocolate were too common. It was also during the tenure of Duncan Wachira, who died at 73 this week, […]
Ken Ouko: He was a dashing millionaire, when fellow lecturers hawked eggs
Campus girls swooned over him, the ones from Central Kenya were mesmerized by his fluency in Kikuyu By Undercover Reporter He had a soft spot for campus girls. They more than loved him back. And it wasn’t just because he used their hand lotions while cracking jokes during Introduction to Sociology. Ken Ouko, the eminent […]
Papa Shirandula: Millionaire actor once couldn’t afford Sh10 fare
Charles Bukeko had many things going on for him: A carpet size malleable face, bulb like expressive eyes, toothy grin and a hot air balloon of a body By Undercover Reporter @UndercoverKe Charles Bukeko, was the actor who once trekked from his house in Uhuru Estate in Nairobi’s Eastlands to the Kenya National Theatre. He […]
Keroche heiress: Tecra Muigai brewed, drunk rebel cocktails
The moneyed elite are about three things: wealth, power and prestige. Omar Lali had none By Undercover Reporter To marry her playboy guka from Lamu, Tecra Muigai, heiress to the Keroche billions, took Omar Lali to Naivasha, and asked for her parent’s blessings. After all, she had even become a Muslim, and again they had […]
Chege Mbitiru: If your mother says, she loves you, go check it out!
The ever armed bow-tie wearing editor leaned back, put his gun on the table and intoned: ‘Chege, I am in charge here’ By Undercover Reporter He was born on the lips of the Rift Valley in Kijabe, the place missionaries banned alcohol and cigarettes. Chege Mbitiru, distinguished editor and journalist, spent 50 years observing life […]
Ken Walibora: Wrote from the language of his heart
Funny how working as a probation officer almost made him become a policeman By Undercover Reporter In a country where celebrities are near empty heads reeling from 15 minutes of fame, he rose from reading the lunchtime radio news bulletin, to television anchor and then professor, all the while skirting the wind of stardom that […]
Kasongo wa Kanema: The last of Oldskul Congolese crooners
Other band members were not as lucky. They began dying. Ten are in Lang’ata cemetery, 1000 kilometres from home By Undercover Reporter He cried easily when asked about the former band members of Super Mazembe. Kasongo wa Kanema, was among the last crew standing, his recent death, marking an end to Congolese musicians who immigrated […]